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Created on 2004-03-16 19:43:08 (#2534564), last updated 2006-07-12
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Basic Info| Name: | He@thz0rz |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 12-27 |
| Location: | Va Biotch, Virginia, United States |
BioI was born a poor black child...
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Quotes:
"Dont get me wrong-im pro crazy bitches"
-Me to my Grandma
"...and i have other things to compensate for a small penis"
-Daniel
"HOLY DHIT!"
-Jenny
"Perhaps she thinks your poaching in her manforest"
-Me
"...p.s. I'm sorry you got nailed in the crotch by a lightsaber."
-Jenny
"Aiming for the crotch is what really gives a jedi his power"
-Ashby
"i dont beleve in punctution"
-Daniel
"Heath, do you think my right boob is bigger than my left?"
-Jenny
"nah... seriously, i just want to sexually molest you"
-Bronwyn
"what were we talking about? dog farts?"
-Bronwyn
"i swear im a genius, but only during the hours of 12:30 to 5:00am"
-Me
"Fungg!"
-Andy
"se haberia :*.';' (ASTROID FEILD!!!!)"
-Ashby
"You always reminded me of a goat..."
-Erica
"I HATE DURANGOS! they're like, against me Living!"
-Rob
"Repita? Repita. REPITA!!!"
-Ashby, Daniel, and I
"shit after half life 2 gordon should just retire and run a snark farm"
-Ashby
this is badfish: cool... whats up
this is badfish: wait. whats your name?
"You have been Heath'd by Matta!"
-Ashby and I
"thats like the time i stole that couch from UVA...."
-T.Jay
"...my friend was depressed, i swear!"
-T.Jay
"If i were a girl, id where boxers all the time"
-Jenny
"Male nudity is not necessential"
-Me
Matt: "no! Fuck!"
T.Susan: "thats where i live..."
"I have this magic number, Mr. Duckett, its called 1-800-MOM!"
T.Barbara
"Wooo Woooooo!"
-Bubb Rubb
"Are you SHI...eerious?"
-Me to T.Barbara
"liar, phibber, non-telling truther!"
-Ashby
"I SWEAR TO GOD! if those dogs dig in my Yard again, im gonna beat them mercifully!"
-My dad
"Well...Well, Well i LIKE to drink other people's milk!!"
-My dad
Garrett: "How do you think fat chicks wipe their ass?"
Me: "Dammit Garrett, im EATING!"
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Quotes:
"Dont get me wrong-im pro crazy bitches"
-Me to my Grandma
"...and i have other things to compensate for a small penis"
-Daniel
"HOLY DHIT!"
-Jenny
"Perhaps she thinks your poaching in her manforest"
-Me
"...p.s. I'm sorry you got nailed in the crotch by a lightsaber."
-Jenny
"Aiming for the crotch is what really gives a jedi his power"
-Ashby
"i dont beleve in punctution"
-Daniel
"Heath, do you think my right boob is bigger than my left?"
-Jenny
"nah... seriously, i just want to sexually molest you"
-Bronwyn
"what were we talking about? dog farts?"
-Bronwyn
"i swear im a genius, but only during the hours of 12:30 to 5:00am"
-Me
"Fungg!"
-Andy
"se haberia :*.';' (ASTROID FEILD!!!!)"
-Ashby
"You always reminded me of a goat..."
-Erica
"I HATE DURANGOS! they're like, against me Living!"
-Rob
"Repita? Repita. REPITA!!!"
-Ashby, Daniel, and I
"shit after half life 2 gordon should just retire and run a snark farm"
-Ashby
this is badfish: cool... whats up
this is badfish: wait. whats your name?
"You have been Heath'd by Matta!"
-Ashby and I
"thats like the time i stole that couch from UVA...."
-T.Jay
"...my friend was depressed, i swear!"
-T.Jay
"If i were a girl, id where boxers all the time"
-Jenny
"Male nudity is not necessential"
-Me
Matt: "no! Fuck!"
T.Susan: "thats where i live..."
"I have this magic number, Mr. Duckett, its called 1-800-MOM!"
T.Barbara
"Wooo Woooooo!"
-Bubb Rubb
"Are you SHI...eerious?"
-Me to T.Barbara
"liar, phibber, non-telling truther!"
-Ashby
"I SWEAR TO GOD! if those dogs dig in my Yard again, im gonna beat them mercifully!"
-My dad
"Well...Well, Well i LIKE to drink other people's milk!!"
-My dad
Garrett: "How do you think fat chicks wipe their ass?"
Me: "Dammit Garrett, im EATING!"
ConnectInterests (70):
"w00t", 4x4s, 70s, 80s, 90s, ammunition, art, attempts at world domination, backpacking, bawls, beleimic ferrets, big rigs, big wrinkly dogs, boobs, books, bottled water, breakdancing, broncos, brunettes, bullmastiffs, call of duty, cell phones, chicks, childish humor, classical music, claymation, comics, computer related things, counter strike, devo, diablo, doom 3, dork squad, dorks, everybody, everything, fabrication, family guy, far cry, firearms, fords, friends, friends school, gadgets, games, geeks, half life, hardees in the morning, hardware, hip-hop, ju-jitsu, l33t speak, lifted trucks, modding, money money money!, monty python, pc games, pcs, pencil sharpeners, pens, piggyback rides, processors, redheads, skeet shooting, sketching, super swampers, techno, technology, the jumble, trance
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